Unfortunately, those of you not present for the evening will never get to
hear the full tale due to some nasty NDAs with a local cabal of evil sorcerors (who incidentially work for local government).
For the first part of the evening (at Taco Cabana and WaHo):
"And that is why you don't get bl*wj*bs, Strobel"
For the second part (
"Sure. I wave to them *waves*"
Ow. And this machine's hardrive is clicking, in a not nice way.