Well, the beta t-shirts are up. When you get done laughing, give me some constructive criticism.
On a not entirely related note, I'm still looking for a better definition of hacker than the one in ESR's Jargon File. In particular, his definition is not short, catchy, concise, and definitely not easy to present to newbies, neo-Luddites, and so forth. It definitely won't fit on t-shirts, coaster and bumper-stickers.