If you value your broadcast license as much as we do,
consider screening the following two songs [only] for lyrical
content that some people may find offensive.
Songs two and nine, "Stagger Lee" and "O'Malley's Bar"
may bring on FCC agents storming your station in riot gear
screaming "Get on the floor now, subversive intellectual!"
(black bold text, white background)
Guest Appearances by Kylie Minogue, PJ Harvey
and Shane MacGowan
Apparently I do still have it... It's importing now..