Guy*: I think I'm going to go to my NetherBed, NetherPassOut and enter a NetherComa, so that I can get up and go to my [expletive deleted] NetherDayJob.
me: Ah. My day gig just crapped out. He says he's closing the store, which I took as a strong implication he wasn't going to pay me anymore, so I don't have to get up in the [expeletive deleted] morning tomorrow. G'nite!
*This was a the large fellow, quite jovial at times, who has named each of the chainsaws.
This isn't quite how the exchange went, but it provides useful information steganographically. I'll bet you didn't think it was possible to get downsized without having a job first.