cat >> fix_economy.rb && ruby -w fix_economy.rb investment_banks.find_all do |bank| bank.has_requested_federal_bailout_money? bank.ceo.set_salary($FEDERAL_MINIMUM_WAGE_SALARY) unless bank.ceo.already_in_prison? or bank.ceo.dead? FBI.investigate(bank) FBI.investigate(bank.ceo) end while Congress.dads_wallet_open? set_price(:unleaded_gasoline, 2.00) ship_goods_to(:gas, :here) sack(:Congress) end appraisers.find_all do |liar| liars.committed_fraud? FBI.investigate(liar) end mortgage_holders.find_all do |signer| signer.lied? signer.get_home.foreclose! signer.moves_in_with(:mom) end government = executive_branch + legislative_branch government.each do |officeholder| sack(officeholder) end p 'Problem solved. Please return to economic and political norms.'
Politics, in Ruby again
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