Axioms:
* I don't understand people and am uncomfortable around them.
** Coallary: The reverse is true.
* I have a short attention span and am also quite absent-minded.

Theological underpinnings:
* Pantheism : "The universe is.", "Thou art God" [as is everything/one]
* Hackery : "The universe is composed of interesting problems to solve", "Boredom and drudgery are evil."
* Utilitarian altuisism: "Ethical questions should be resolved in the way that is most helpful to the most people", "Value is assigned based on utility, based on helpfulness."

Default behaviour:
* Helpful and friendly
* Curious and confused
* Flirty

Procedural description:
...wip, tba

Current Location: NOC
Current Music: Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes