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Please don't sing this. - nil.enroll(aetheric_username, quantum_class_id)
yljatlhQo'! QIch lo'laltbebej!
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Please don't sing this.

On this, the sixth day of Christmas 2007, my Network Operations Center gave to me (with a little artistic license):

  • Six incomprehensible tickets!1
  • Five MIME encoded emails (injected into the ticket system),
  • Four thousand ReiserFS transactions replayed (on rebooted Linux servers),
  • Three pointless presentations ( Doc, Powerpoint, later rendered to PDF)1,
  • Two crashed FreeBSD mailservers (fsck, fsck),
  • One unmanaged Windows™ server with an IP address,conflict,
  • Zero references to any of it in the documentation wiki,
  • And nil emails or phone calls back from Prolexic™.

1: There is some relation2 between these items
2: His iPhone typing is terrible, his Blackberry sends in MIME

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homasse From: homasse Date: December 30th, 2007 12:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
...Because you said not to sing it, I had to try. It is ALMOST thoroughly unsingable.

Almost. ;p
adric From: adric Date: December 30th, 2007 01:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

Heh, yeah

It kept running through my head in singsong.

Even with the parentheticals, it still mostly fits the damnable song.
brak42 From: brak42 Date: December 30th, 2007 05:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Heh, yeah

I think the micro machine guy could do it.
feyrieprincess From: feyrieprincess Date: December 30th, 2007 08:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank god I'm no longer in IT !
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