It was a needlessly exciting evening, and some small part of that was not my creation. I'll not larp on about it here so as to neither dredge more nor annoy y'all. The show was disappointing, but I'm glad I got to go.
I still don't know how to crochet or knit, but I inched closer. Maybe next week.
And most importantly of all, my nails are fabulous! See?