The crazy level is rising here in the NOC. After a gut-wrenching cascade of laughter (based around the lead sysadmin applying to the job opening on Monster responsible for the high calibre1 of the five candidates interviewed so far). After recovering, somewhat, I found myself staring at a console:server# grep /etc/apache/*.virt
..and trying to figure out what (the fuck) I had been intending to search for. After asking the question and taking answers from the guys here.. I was dismayed to find that:
server# grep sweet_death /etc/apache/*.virt
returned no results.
Back to pushing around little websites...
1: Deep sarcasm. Two who could not adjust fonts in Firefox without help (only of them visually impaired), the fellow who thought PuTTY was a Linux distribution, a guy from ELNK who wants more than any two of us (three?) are making, and today, a web designer and developer (sic) who couldn't name any PHP functions or craft any SQL queries2
2: print $clue,exec("/usr/sbin/lart $user"), include('../clue.php')... and SELECT * FROM mysql.user where clue = 'yes' order by user sort ascend